The Top Lunar Eclipse Fun Facts

In honor of tonight’s lunar eclipse, the longest one of the century, please enjoy this list of The Top Lunar Eclipse Fun Facts.



They’re kind of like a half-day for werewolves.



It’s not actually an eclipse.  The moon’s just too embarrassed to shine on what Earth’s become.



They’re like common sense, in that they’re not always visible in America.



At the same time as the eclipse, Mars will be at its brightest, like two queens competing for the spotlight on “RuPaul’s Drag Race”.You don’t need obnoxious glasses to watch it, but that won’t stop Bono.



It lasts 103 minutes.  Like a Taylor Swift relationship.



If you’ve been looking forward to this event for weeks, you really need some more excitement in your life.