Nothing Says Cool Like Studded Goth Crocs

Can you really show the world how DARK and BROODING you are when you’re wearing Crocs?



Right now, there’s someone on Etsy who’s selling GOTH CROCS.  I repeat:  Goth Crocs.



What does that mean?  They’re pitch black Crocs that have metal spikes, studs, and chains attached to them.



And they cost a whopping $240.  It’s hard to imagine who the target market is here:  Perfect for someone who wants to watch the world burn, but also has way too much money and enjoys comfortable footwear?