Joe Don Rooney Blamed a Deer for Last Month’s Crash and DUI Arrest

We have a villain in Joe Don Rooney’s DUI arrest last month when he crashed into a tree.  Sure, he smelled like booze and failed sobriety tests, but he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling deer darting out in front of his car.

TMZ got ahold of the police affidavit, and Joe Don told the cops that a deer ran into his path, so he veered off the road and into the trees.  He did admit to drinking at a friend’s house and having “one more than I should have.”  But that damn deer.