The new season of “Dancing with the Stars” was revealed yesterday, followed by the inevitable rash of jokes about just what exactly constitutes a “star” over at ABC. But jokes aside, this might be the LEAST star-studded season EVER.
The biggest names appear to be Frankie Muniz from “Malcolm in the Middle”, former NFL receiver Terrell Owens, Debbie Gibson, and Nick Lachey . . . whose wife Vanessa is also competing. Impressed yet?
Well, how about we throw in 68-year-old Barbara Corcoran from “Shark Tank”, WWE Diva Nikki Bella, and Sasha Pieterse from “Pretty Little Liars”?
Still not doing it for you? What about HGTV superstar Drew Scott from “Property Brothers”? Then there’s former NBA player and coach Derek Fisher . . . plus actor-and-singer-you’ve-never-heard-of Jordan Fisher.
Violins are the hot new instrument now, right? That MUST be why they added violinist Lindsey Stirling to the cast. And then there’s everyone’s favorite former Paralympian swimmer Victoria Arlen.
The underwhelming Season 25 action gets underway on September 18th.